I’ll admit this quarterly update is coming out a little later than I would like. Life has a way of intervening. But as it turns out, the delay may have provided some useful perspective, because the story of this quarter looks quite different today than it did on March 31st.
Iran
In late February, the United States and Israel launched coordinated military strikes on Iran, killing Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and triggering what became a full-scale Middle East conflict. Iran responded by disrupting shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, the narrow passage through which roughly 20% of the world’s daily oil supply flows. Crude oil, which began the year under $60 a barrel, surged to over $110 at its peak. As expected, the market took a swift turn downward. The S&P 500 fell nearly 10% in March. Fear gripped investors, and the specter of global escalation loomed large.
And the doomsday scenarios practically wrote themselves. Oil prices continue surging, jobs are lost, inflation reaccelerates. American military spending balloons further, while those at home are left holding the bill. China, seizing the moment, uses Iran as a proxy, supplying weapons, keeping the United States entangled, while quietly eyeing Taiwan. It is not difficult to construct a version of this story that ends very badly. Some version of it may still come to pass.
What happened next, however, is something else entirely. Instead of continuing to fall, the market came roaring back. A ceasefire took hold. Negotiations began. And investors, apparently unconvinced that the apocalypse was imminent, piled back in. As I write this, the S&P 500 has crossed 7,000 for the first time in its history. We remain in a state of intermittent peace, punctuated by occasional military strikes, and yet the market sits at all-time highs.
I don’t have a clean explanation for that. Maybe the market is right to look past the noise. Maybe it is getting ahead of itself. What I do know is that the investor who sold in March and waited for clarity has already missed a significant chunk of the recovery. That lesson has a way of repeating itself.
The Flu and More
While the rest of the world reckoned with global conflict, I was struck down in mid-March with a nasty case of the flu. I spent the better part of ten days almost completely knocked out, rotating between my bed and the couch, unable to concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time.
If that wasn’t enough, things took a more serious turn shortly after. Feeling somewhat recovered, I pushed through a workout. That night I woke up in the dead of night clutching my heart, feeling a mix of pain and pressure, certain something was very wrong. I went straight to the ER. Tests came back clean, no heart attack, but the episode shook me in a way I did not expect. I followed up with a cardiologist, who also found nothing alarming, but ordered further testing. Those tests, courtesy of the joys of the American healthcare system, are still pending.
I share this not to be dramatic, but because it has had a profound impact on my daily life. Here I was, spending my days thinking about portfolios, oil prices and geopolitical risk, and suddenly the most pressing risk felt a lot closer to home. My anxiety, never a stranger to me, kicked into overdrive. Every irregular heartbeat, every twinge of discomfort became something to fixate on. It is hard to care about quarterly returns when you are lying awake at night wondering when the next palpitation might come.
There is something clarifying about a health scare, it has a way of sharpening your sense of what actually matters, and reminding you that life and health are never quite as guaranteed as we assume.
Q1 Performance
As of 4/1/2026, my 10K portfolio was worth $27,750.85. When I started on 8/19/2018, the SPY had a price of $285.06 and my account started with $10,000. As of 4/1/2026 the SPY had a price of $655.24. In reality, the SPY has done even better due to dividends given out, so I have accounted for dividend reinvestment in the return calculation.
| Year | 10K Portfolio | SPY | Outperformance |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2018 (8/19–12/31) | -13.95% | -13.71% | -0.24% |
| 2019 | 37.33% | 32.60% | 4.73% |
| 2020 | 21.22% | 17.59% | 3.63% |
| 2021 | 38.55% | 28.43% | 10.12% |
| 2022 | -27.25% | -18.65% | -8.60% |
| 2023 | 41.36% | 26.72% | 14.64% |
| 2024 | 21.39% | 25.59% | -4.20% |
| 2025 | 19.26% | 18.00% | 1.26% |
| 2026 (1/1–3/31) | -6.03% | -4.54% | -1.49% |
| Since Inception (8/19/18) | 177.5% | 156.65% | 20.85% |
| CAGR | 13.3% | 13.17% | 0.13% |
We can see I had a poor start to 2026. My portfolio was down just over 6%, compared to down 4.54% for the SPY. This brings my CAGR lead over the index to a miniscule .13% since inception. If that is all I can expect going forward, one might question whether the effort is worth it. Thankfully, a judgment like this is only done at a snapshot in time. Portfolio values are ever changing. While I had a poor first quarter of 2026, I now have the knowledge that my portfolio has greatly outperformed during the first few weeks of April. I won’t give that update yet, but I am perfectly satisfied with how my portfolio of companies is performing.
Even more important than the stock performance, however, is the fundamental business performance. I still believe in the collection of businesses I have chosen and their future prospects. As a group, they are highly efficient money making machines, with high returns on capital and strong balance sheets.



One name to note in this quarter, and the biggest contributor to the lackluster performance is Microsoft. The stock fell roughly 25% in Q1 2026, its worst quarterly decline in nearly two decades.
The criticism seems to center on a few things. Concerns about Copilot monetization, most users are on the free tier and paid adoption has been slower than expected. Worry that AI agents will disrupt traditional SaaS models, rendering some of Microsoft’s core products obsolete. And anxiety around Microsoft’s deep ties to OpenAI, which remains unprofitable and faces intensifying competition. These are real concerns worth monitoring.
But here is what I keep coming back to: the underlying business has rarely looked stronger. Revenue grew 16.7% year over year this past quarter. Azure is growing at nearly 40% annually. The commercial backlog of contracted future revenue has surged to extraordinary levels. And unlike some of its peers who are burning cash to fund their AI ambitions, Microsoft generates enormous free cash flow even after investing aggressively. The business is not broken, far from it.
Transactions
Uber- Initiated Position
Uber needs no introduction, we have all used them. I find them to be an incredibly interesting business, sitting at the crux of the AI debate in a way few companies are. Moreover, in years prior their finances were, to put it bluntly, a mess. Since CEO Dara Khosrowshahi took over, the company has become far more focused and financially disciplined. It is no surprise that Uber has since transformed from a money-losing enterprise into one with rapidly growing margins and free cash flow.
Since buying, however, I have put more thought into the risks at play. The autonomous vehicle space is heating up rapidly, with well-funded competitors like Waymo already operating fully driverless services in multiple cities. Rather than developing the technology itself, Uber is betting on being the platform through which all AV providers distribute their rides, a potentially smart strategy, but not without risk. If players like Waymo or Tesla decide to go direct to consumers and cut out the Uber platform, the thesis changes materially. Perhaps most notably, Uber recently committed over $10 billion toward robotaxi development and fleet acquisition. This is a significant departure from the asset-light model that made the business so capital efficient and what drew me in as an investor.
Quite frankly, I may have been too hasty with my purchase. The valuation requires a lot to go right, and the margin of safety is thin. I am going to see what the next quarter presents and what management has to say before making a final decision. While I always espouse long term investing principles, selling is often the prudent choice when risks are unpredictable.
PHM- Trim
I trimmed my position in PulteGroup during the quarter, primarily to raise some cash. I also won’t pretend that concerns about the housing market didn’t factor into the decision. Affordability remains stretched, mortgage rates are stubbornly elevated, and the Iran conflict and oil price spike add a new layer of uncertainty to an already fragile consumer environment.
That said, I want to be careful not to be too pessimistic on homebuilders broadly. D.R. Horton, the largest homebuilder in the country, just reported a notably strong quarter. Net sales orders surged 11% to nearly 25,000 homes with an order value of $9.2 billion, suggesting demand is healthier than the bears would have you believe. It is an encouraging data point for the sector. I still believe in Pulte’s business long term and retain a position. This was a trim, not an exit.
As always, I would like to thank you for taking the time to give this a read! Feel free to leave some comments or questions. Best way to reach me is on Twitter/X, follow me @TheGarpInvestor.

























